Move over, Bobby and Sally. Time to show those little kids how to ride. Yes, this is an adult-sized big wheel trike that is not only an upgrade from the all-plastic leg-powered three-wheelers of your youth, but it’s fitted with some other toys and tricks. First, thanks to its steel frame, alloy rims, and pneumatic 26-inch front wheel, this trike can carry your middle-aged frame (up to 275 pounds) with plenty to spare for some rough riddin’. On the back, High Roller‘s 14-inch high-density polyethylene plastic wheels are literally built for open-road ridin’, skidin’, and spinnin’. Brakes come in the form of a handlebar-operated V-brake while the Nerf-like padded seat is adjustable to maximize your power. The High Roller is also a more reasonable build-up to the 80cc Lean Mean Green Machine from Hammacher Schlemmer, coming with a $599.99 sticker price. See more of this over-sized nostalgia-mobile after the click and in the star-studded videos on their site.