Foot Locker‘s latest commercial asks the question — what sort of high-quality craftsmanship went into the making of Nike‘s Kobe 9 collection? The same kind of expertise that would go into a Kobe Piano, handcrafted by the same “rain-covered fingers that hit over 31,000 career points.” A piano that turns “piano boys into piano men,” and makes “Lionel Richie’s tears cry tears.” But thankfully for us, Kobe Bryant didn’t make this grandest grand masterpiece of grand pianos. No, he and Nike got together to make the Kobe 9 collection. World peace will have to wait another day. Check out the hilarious video below.