Love sneakers so much you can't just wear them on your feet, you have to bring it closer to heart? Remember the hilarious Nike Shoe Porn t-shirt? This is kind of like that, except it plays a different game from Nike's sexual innuendos. UNDFTD has featured a pair of worn-in and scuffed up vans on a t-shirt, and urges all to Play Dirty. As for whether the tag line is meant to be ambiguous in meaning...it's up to you to decipher. The t-shirt is available today at all UNDFTD chapters and webstore.