Out there in the world, some twenty-something year-old-man is about to realize a dream that his teenaged self had prayed for everyday of his high school career: He will have the chance to be alone with a naked Kate Moss (And no, this isn't a joke).
Thanks to the good people at Playboy Magazine, the 40-year-old Moss has been chosen to grace the cover of the publication's 60th anniversary issue in December. Moss will join the nude crew of models, which includes Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson, Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Stephanie Seymour and Eva Herzigov, that have also turned up on Playboy’s cover baring their birthday suit.
"This is a massive global brand," says editorial director of Playboy, Jimmy Jellinek. "You need a global icon in order to celebrate that — that was the impetus. You’re talking about the face of Burberry, the biggest supermodel in the world on the cover of Playboy. She’s the perfect partner for us to help launch the next 60 years."
To the twenty-something male that we referred to in the beginning: We just hope you have enough tissue for the "tears of happiness" you'll "cry" in the bathroom. (Perve.)