There's no guarantee that there's actual wine inside these bottles (it says so on the label itself), but there's no doubt where the twin inspirations behind their designs are drawn: Dutch artist Piet Mondrian and Homer Simpson (and Marge as well). Created by Russian designers Constantin Bolimond and Dmitry Patsukevich, the bottles are a statement about the importance of packaging, featuring Mondrian-esque lines combined with colors reflecting the ensembles of the iconic cartoon couple. As for the contents -- which have been kept a mystery for 26 years -- we can only assume that whatever it is, it's got to be better than Duff Beer.