In the Star Wars films, R2-D2 proved to be a reliable sidekick for Luke Skywalker, even through the harrowing assault on the Death Star and the foreboding swamps of Dagobah. Here in the real world, the life-sized replica of the droid can keep your drinks chilled, even while emitting the lights and sounds that faithfully mimic the real thing. Sure, the rechargeable battery is only good for two hours, and it has just enough storage space for 12 cans, but a wireless remote means the R2 unit can be summoned without having to get off the couch. It can all be yours for a mere $8,000. (And that's without the Jawa mark-up.) Pre-order yours here.